1) I cannot help but giggle when a child at school says ‘I hurted my willy’. I just can’t.
2) Most people will end up disappointing you, so don’t be too hopeful.
3) At school, I was told by one parent that another parent thought that ‘I had no charisma’. Thanks.
4) I really love goat’s cheese.
5) There’s a hair brush that’s been on the floor in my bedroom for about two weeks now. I need to pick it up.
6) I have discovered a new found love for Brixton. I had a goat’s cheese crepe in Brixton Market and fell in love. And I love Morley’s.
7) I watched The Great Gatsby last week. Not sure what I think at this present moment.
8) I keep having the same dream. There are spiders spinning webs around my bed or ‘baby bats’ crawling on my skin.
9) I turnt 22 last month and oh my god it feels scary.
10) I should do more of these, I just keep forgetting.